Welcome to my collection of confucius-like thoughts & wisdom, written in 140 characters or less. Follow me on Twitter @chadschomber to be the first to read the latest.
In no particular order:
Copywriter say: a blank page is like a blank check. Not worth squat until you fill it in.
Copywriter say: trees believe in reincarnation. We should respect that.
Copywriter say: you hire me for my skills, but you pay me for my time. belch.
Copywriter say: chit chat is small talk without the awkwardness.
Copywriter say: loosen up. Even God took a day off!
Copywriter say: recycle, reuse and reduce your words.
Copywriter say: Say what you mean, mean what you say, but don’t be mean when you say it.
Copywriter say: life is like a box of condoms. It’s full of hope and anticipation.
Copywriter say : copy that rhymes works sometimes, but don’t make it a habit silly rabbit.
Copywriter say: is the glass half full/half empty when it’s smashed on the floor?
Copywriter say: advertising is nothing more than a conversation btwn strangers who want 2 be friends but can never find enough time 2gether
Copywriter say: no one reads copy all the time. But all the time someone is reading it.
Copywriter say: ideas are like farts. Most stink, but some just knock people out.
Copywriter say: proof before your job goes poof!
Copywriter say: read what you wrote after you write it and before others have a chance to notice it doesn’t read like it should. Make sense?
Copywriter say: punctuation is seldom overused and under appreciated—on the other hand, it does, if you’ve ever noticed, mess with the flow.
Copywriter say: why write two words when one word says more?
